Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
He is the man
getting a bad grade on something is supposed to motivate you to try harder but it only makes me want to give up and not try at all anymore ever for anything
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
Today this girl walked into class, looked around and asked “are there any teachers around?” and when we said no she pulled a lizard out of her shirt
A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.
Damn, kid. You speak truth.
this comment speaks to my soul
this is the best thing in the entire world
she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts
i always need to reblog this
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE SEEN TODAY
FUCKING JANE !!!!!!
the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE
BRILLIANT THANK YOU
Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!
this is genius.
this is actually lifechanging
AND THEN YOU CAN STORE THEM!!!1
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
The Cookie Carnival - 1935
Oh gosh, so cute!
when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results