what the fuckc was spy kids anyway
can i please have six hash brauns
developing feelings for a person virtually out of nowhere like
— Homer, from The Iliad, trans. Robert Fagles (Viking, 1990)
WHY DOES MYSPACE KEEP SENDING ME EMAILS? HAHA
I’M SORRY, BUT I’VE FOUND OTHER WEBSITES, MYSPACE.
IT’S NOT YOU, IT’S ME.
NO, WAIT. YEAH, IT IS YOU. SORRY.
SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo
what are you doing you dumb animal
making his bread
The Internet at its finest
I feel that’s too grammatically correct for a 5 year old.
Idk why I laughed but omg
SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER
say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad
Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.
ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.
EREN THREW IT ON THE GROUNND
you won’t be disappointed just click on it