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korralations:


Hm. Let me sum up the Fourth of July:
Originally it was used to celebrate the un/official not-really founding of our nation, but now it’s an excuse to drink shitloads of beer, have barbecues, shoot off fireworks, have parades, and to dress up in coordinated outfits.
It usually ends with you waking up in a ditch the next morning covered in blue and red body glitter shit-faced and hungover with a plastic tiara on your head holding hands with people you’ve never met before from your neighborhood.
So, yes. FREEDOM.

korralations:

Hm. Let me sum up the Fourth of July:

Originally it was used to celebrate the un/official not-really founding of our nation, but now it’s an excuse to drink shitloads of beer, have barbecues, shoot off fireworks, have parades, and to dress up in coordinated outfits.

It usually ends with you waking up in a ditch the next morning covered in blue and red body glitter shit-faced and hungover with a plastic tiara on your head holding hands with people you’ve never met before from your neighborhood.

So, yes. FREEDOM.