Today at work a guy from my graduating class came in. I recognized him immediately as one of the Jocks that tormented me on a weekly basis, but he didn’t remember me specifically. Lets just say I got more attractive and changed my style after high school. After a minute of him trying to flirt with me, I broke it to him how we knew each other and almost immediately his eyes widened and he finished his shopping quietly. I can’t stop laughing evilly on the inside.

sometimes I need to entertain myself at work. my maturity shines in these moments.

People are getting ballsy.today at work (I work at a fabric store) some guy grabbed two bolts of football team fabric and ran out of the store.we were still able to see him running two blocks down.

Today at work cute little old man gave me this slip of paper and explained that it was his happy birthday song to America and he even sang it to me. Idk I just thought it was really cute and he just seemed so happy and he called me a patriot. lol

The looks/attitude I was just given by my manager as I filled out an incident report(since I am now certain it was from work that I injured my rib) was just… I’m sorry for getting hurt in your store? I wasn’t trying to. :I